Last seen hanging out with a dark skinned, shape shifting pig monster. If you have any information on her whereabouts please call 1-800- 255-3700. Thankyou.
My sister and I called the number. We weren't sure which option to pick to tell them that we found her. ^-^ Did you seriously make sure to give us the proper number, or was it an accendient?
It is. My sister used my phone to call it. We laughed when we found out it was an actual number. We thought you had made it up. ^-^ Though now I have the urge to play Zelda, and I've never played a Zelda game in my life. I don't even know if I've seen anyone playing it around my house before.
you should really do something about that.
OFFICER: Excuse me sir, have you seen this woman.
LINK: Hyah!
OFFICER: ... I beg your pardon?
LINK: -_- Hyeh hyeh HYAH!